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August 18, 2010
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Sense Internet the best agency ever closing down

Sense Internet was the best place I have ever had the pleasure to work and I suspect ever will, it was even better working at sense than it was running my own company. The people were great, the ethics were spot on and the feeling that you picked up on fairly quickly was one of we have a job to do, lets do it, do it well, better than expected and have fun along the way. Everyone was always more than happy to help others out. To this date I have never met nor heard of a group of people who actually enjoyed going to work, more than the good people who had the fortune to work at sense internet.

If I ever come into some money I will gathering the troupes’ and forming sense again.

The best place to work ever

Just in case the final message is ever removed

Dear All,

Fifteen years ago, four friends sitting in a garden in Headingley set up Leeds’s first web design company. We had one borrowed computer, a bit of bandwidth on friend’s 56k lease line, and some space on a webserver (P75 processor and several meg of storage). None of us had a suit, a car, or a mortgage, and only a couple of us had any computer experience to speak of.

Trying to sell our services at the time involved a slow process that began with explaining what the Internet was and then moved on to convincing people that there was anyone using it. To add some more context, Amazon.com sold their first book that month, and there were a mere 20,000 websites worldwide – Netcraft reckons there are now in excess of 240 million. We learned as we went, keeping pace with the development of the Internet (and latterly the broader “new media”), and growing in confidence and competence.

As we learned, we grew. From our first employee (“Jonny Ram”, now pushing Tokyo pixels) to our last, more than 110 people have worked together at

Sense, and it has been those people who made the company. Their individual skills and strength as a team took our agency to a point where we did loads of stuff we couldn’t have imagined when we started. We got invited to Downing Street (twice), won a pile of awards (some of which now have a new role as pond ornaments), gave speeches and presentations, took £100M’s of revenue for our clients, wrote clever articles, paid for lots of training, shared lots of profit, gave cash to charity, and were named SME of the Year (NE) in the 2008 Orange National Business Awards.

But now we’re going to shut down.

This hasn’t been an easy decision, or a sudden one, but we’ve always been firm believers in doing the right thing. We’ve seen too many people owed wages by an employer that goes bust, we’ve met clients who were left in the lurch in similar circumstances, and we’ve experienced the pain of a supplier that finds they’re not going to get paid. That’s not the way we have ever done business, so we took the decision to close down in a controlled and dignified fashion.

Anyway, fuck it, this is a goodbye not a eulogy. We just hope that everyone that was ever a part of Sense (and that includes clients and other agencies we like working with) enjoyed at least some of their time with us. We always wanted to be a place that treated everyone fairly, and while you bastards often made that really hard, we did what we could. You people are doing all manner of random shit these days (TV producer, undertaker, barrister, mother, father, and too many account directors to mention), and in all sorts of random places (even Hull), and good luck to you all. You have all helped to make the last 15 years what they were – thank you.

- Communication ends -

Sense Internet were:
Aidan | Dan | Rob | Simon | Jon | David | Mark H. | Amanda | Jenny | Greg | Leo | Lee | Tim | Glynn | Sam I. | Sam C. | Josh | Anna I. | Laura W. | Simon | Katie B. | Marc | Shirley | Tillo | Duncan | Matt L. | Tony | Iain | Graham | Simon W. #1 | Jamie | Matt T. | Craig | Laura | John R. | Adrian | Nat | Bobby | Simon W. #2 | Amanda | Claire | Anita | Adrian | Jon B. | Andy P. | Adam | Che | Shamce | Victoria C. | Louise | Katie H. | Ed | Kathryn | Nick D. | Ben J. | Victoria S. | Estelle | Alex | Emma | Ben V. | Marti | Nick C. | Dan M #1 | Karen | Andrew | Richard B. | Alison | Dave S. | Ben W. | Dan M #2 | Phil M. | Abid | Richard T. | Judith | Paul | John P. #1 | Shaun | James | Justen | Anna F. | Jake | Ed R. | Jon S. | Amy | Farida | John P. #2 | Mike. G. | Gemma | Simon H. | Wes | David M. | Andy M. | Karl | Richard H. | Mark B. | Vince | Mark L. | Lawrie | Jon C. | Darren | Dan M. #3 | Rob F. | Jo | Connor | Harry | Dan B. | James H. | Jon S. | Krishna | Suzanna | Ben T. | Phil N. | Gaz | Georgina | Roshan | Stephen G. | Chris M. | Mark H. |

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August 12, 2010
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Shark info graphic

It would not be fun to be bitten by a shark , however this info graphic makes it fun

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yaba yorkshire business angels

after reading this why start ups should not pay to pitch it reminded me of the time i got conned by yaba so here is my honest review.

i was running a struggling business (web and offline based had 8 full time staff) that desperately needed investment and from the idiots that run Yorkshire forward , business link (reminder post more on these clowns) and connect Yorkshire i kept getting pushed towards yaba ( Yorkshire association of business angels) who told me wonder lies oh i mean tales of coming to one of there many unsuccessful events where ” you will meet lots of angel investors” who ” invest” and you can have 5 minutes ( no more – very strict) to pitch to a room full of ” angel investors” great i thought , until they told me it was £150 . After again going round the houses and speaking to the idiots that are employed at business link etc and after explaining that the £150 leaving the company account was really hard to do as balancing the books was a real struggle and yaba telling me time and time again that this was best thing since sliced bread I paid £150 + vat

I then had to fill out various forms , for no apparent reason , submit my business plan (expected) i was given a time, date, place to turn up and pitch my business for 5 mins , and after i would get a table where i could expect ” business angels” to come up to me , quiz me and move things forward.

What actually happened was they took my £150 + vat , telling me if the cheque didn’t clear then i wasn’t welcome, and i arrived at the rose bowl (Leeds) and i met the other 8 businesses that were there to pitch, ran through a trial run and then the doors opened to started filling the room with the angel investors or actually to a room full of students , who had been invited along with the “angel investors” there must of been 90 students and 10 “angel investors” ,  so i waited my turn , gave my pitch and then left the room ( you weren’t allowed to wait in the room after wards) and went to my table and waited

and waited

and waited for at least an hour

and talked to the other businesses who were waiting as the students and the 10 investors ate nibbles and stayed well away from the tables

so i waited for longer

waited like a fucking animal on show at some circus, it was horrid, my business was in desperate need of investment as were the other businesses and were invited to pitch after paying £150+ vat of much needed cash and what was happening ?? sweet FA, the people that were from yaba didn’t care, they stayed well away from us all too. In fact they were no doubt hiding

oh just remembered were told we had to stay until at least 10.30 or 11pm i forget, this was one of the rules we had to agree too before paying

so i waited , in hope

eventually as the night went on , some of the “angel investors” did make there way over to my table

investor 1 – a solicitor who had never invested in anything, and was only there to try gain new clients

investor 2 – a “angel investor” who had no money and asked my advice on where to go for cheap overseas web design as he had a idea but no cash, he also asked if he should get a blackberry or an iPhone WTF

investor 3 – some old man / “angel investor” , who told me he didn’t trust the internet but could he take some of my pens and mugs (crap expensive giveaways), as he really liked the branding

no one else came, and this was the same for the other businesses.

yaba or the Yorkshire association of business angels is one massive con. do not go near them with a barge pole, if your looking for investment them seek out professionals that might be able to help, if your having to pay to pitch then its not right, its just a massive con.  There are some really GREAT places out there such as venture lab in leeds and loads of great venture capital firms , or just approach md’s and chairmen of great big businesses or people you admire , eventually you will reach the right person (if of course you have a good idea) stay well clear of any middle men who feed you lies and take your money in exchange for extra lies.

ok rant over……. i’m going to have a pint of golden pipin now.

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August 10, 2010
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how not to sell a domain name

recently i have been buying various domains for various projects and in that process i have approached and seeked out domains from various sources , sometimes going to direct to the people who own domains and others by posting on on domain forums and increasing getting bemused by the standard lies during the negotiation stages below is a list of responses that just don’t work and really hamper me in wanting to continue with buying a domain from a buyer.

1. I’m going to develop it

2. This domain is only for sale for the next 24 / 48 / blah blah hours after that im going to develop it

3. I / we have had loads of interest in this domain , and unless you pay £over inflated price then we are going to develop it

zzzzzzzz if you want to sell then please value your domain correctly, or stick it in a sedo auction. a domain is only worth as much as someone is willing to pay, doesn’t matter how much you think its worth , you could if you want hang on to domain for a few years but in that time anyone who doesn’t buy it will just buy another (there are lots of alternatives you know) and then remove them selves as a potential customer for life. and please stop telling me the same standard lies.

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June 24, 2010
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think visibility tickets are booked

after telling myself to go to think visibility for the past 3 years , this year i have bought my tickets early.  for those of you….. hang on those of you? who the heck reads this? no one…… for those of you that dont know think visibility is a conferance that covers  search, affiliates, social media, accessibility, usability and everything inbetween. They put on some fantasic speakers all of whom are at the top of their game , so with any luck i  might just learn something!

Of course one of the other good things about this is that its in Leeds, which is nice as thats where i live and all my things are here and the other good thing is that there will be beer , beer and wine, so yes i will learn lots and then get drunk and forget it and stumble home to all my things in Leeds.

If you want further info then visit think visibility

book fast though as this sells out quick , i remeber last year a ticket on ebay fetching twice the face value. Its on the 4th of sept 2010

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June 18, 2010
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still with the crappy non thumbnails

yes , still, rant rant rant. I can get a free plugin that will allow me to import everything bar a photo, which is actually OK for some affilaite stuff and if i want i can pay £25 or £50 and get a csv plugin that will allow me to import a photo from a url, but still no plugin that will allow me to import from a url and display this as a thumb nail.  waaaa

yes i could probally put some code together and sort out the whole image in post to thumbnail in excerpt , but i refuse to, and not only because ill have to amend the code on every like for like site i ever make but mainly becuase there must be an plugin available.

*update , you just can’t post a thumbnail from a url, which is crap really

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June 17, 2010
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wordpress thumbnails direct from a url

oh what i wouldn’t give right now to able to create thumbnails direct from a url instead of having to upload them of your hard drive. that would be sweet, really sweet

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June 16, 2010
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soon we will start

start we shall . affiliate marking and seo 101. thinking about putting up a paywall, oh yes its going to be that good, expect nothing though really, serious go away.

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